It is Oscar Sunday and I’m sure some of you are very excited about that fact.
Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy seeing beautiful movie stars walk the red carpet as much as the next person; however, it’s highly unlikely that we will be watching.
So here it is. My top 6 reasons that I won’t be watching the Oscars live tonight.
#6 I don’t have the attention span for a show that long
#5 I’m in charge of bedtime tonight
#4 I haven’t seen any of the movies…unless Boxtrolls count.
#3 If they had a category for best Minecraft Parodies I would be there
#2 My TV tray is broken which means TV snacks are inconvenient
#1 TiVo is the only way to watch in a timely manner…especially on a Sunday night
Will you watch the Oscars tonight?