‘Twas the day before Super Bowl and all through WA State.
The 12th Man was shopping and planning their plate!
While ladies grabbed up all their blue and green gear,
Their hubs were out buying big screens and good beer.
The fans they are men, they are women, and child.
They scream and they yell and they get oh so wild.
The stickers. the banners, those cute beanie hats,
The collars and shirts on our dogs and our cats!
There’s nachos and meatballs and chicken wings.
More bean dip and pizza and those Skittle things!
And I heard two gals say as they crowded my space,
I hope they work hard to save Russell’s sweet face!